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Las Vegas' most exclusive cleaning service

Premium cleaning service for discerning clients who value discretion, professionalism, and quality

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Launching February 2025 • First 100 clients get 20% off

The Math Is Simple

If you earn $250K+, your time is worth $125/hour

10
Hours per month spent on household tasks
$1,250
Lost productivity value every month
$130
Per hour for our premium service

Reclaim your time. Focus on what matters.

Why Obscene Maids

Professional. Discrete. Unforgettable.

Background Checked

Every contractor undergoes thorough national background checks before approval

Complete Privacy

Strict NDAs, no-camera policy, and encrypted data. Your discretion is guaranteed

Secure Payments

Book and pay online through our encrypted platform. No cash, no awkwardness

GPS Safety

Real-time tracking and 24/7 support during every service for your peace of mind

Flexible Scheduling

Book same-day or plan ahead. Cancel anytime with 24-hour notice

$2M Coverage

Fully licensed and insured with comprehensive liability protection

Transparent Pricing

No hidden fees. No surprises. Just exceptional service.

Hourly
$130
per hour
Perfect for one-time bookings
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Weekly
$260
per week
2 hours • Save 8%
Monthly
$208
per month
8 hours total • Save 20%
Premium
$300
per hour
Exclusive contractors
All plans include background-checked contractors, full insurance, and 24/7 support

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Built for Vegas Executives

100%
Legal & Licensed

Fully compliant with Nevada regulations

24/7
Support Available

Real humans, immediate assistance

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Booking Time

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Questions & Answers

Is this legal?

Yes. Obscene Maids is a fully licensed and insured business operating in compliance with Nevada regulations. This is a professional cleaning service - legal and strictly cleaning-focused.

How does booking work?

Book online in under 60 seconds. Choose your preferred time, pay securely with credit card, and receive confirmation instantly. No phone calls required.

Are contractors background-checked?

Yes. Every contractor undergoes comprehensive national background checks, including criminal records and sex offender registry verification before approval.

What about privacy?

Your privacy is guaranteed. All contractors sign NDAs. We enforce a strict no-camera policy (violation = lifetime ban). All data is encrypted and never shared.

Can I cancel?

Yes. Cancel anytime with 24-hour notice at no charge. Cancellations under 24 hours incur a $50 fee.

What if I'm not satisfied?

We offer a money-back guarantee on your first booking. If you're not completely satisfied, we'll refund you in full.

More questions?

info@obscenemaids.com

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